- Flying Grasshoppers
- Asian people at nail salons
- Monkeys
- Failure
- Love handles
- The measles
- Elevators
- Construction workers. (Based on experience.) I was driving through a detour one time and got confused and started to go the wrong way and they all started waving their arms at me and yelling. Terrifying.
- Waking up one day and not being able to be funny again.
- Large rodents
- Getting old
- Having to wear mom jeans at any point in my life
- Fortune tellers
- Cavities
- Marrying someone and then realizing they’re not the right person. Or waking up one day and falling out of love with them, or them with me.
- Cranes with big beaks.
- Feeling inferior
- Being a bad parent.
- Falling into a volcano
I’m afraid of elevators too. Everyone laughs at me for it. I’m glad I’m not the only one with the fear
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You’re definitley not alone! I feel the same way about escalators.
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